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Julie · Joined: 25 May 2005 Posts: 15

Some flirting messages:

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

Love is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to forget...

Mike · Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 12

Good work!

Here are some more naughty text messages:

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!

He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

Gaurav · Joined: 23 May 2005 Posts: 7

I have some more:

* Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..then lets try d other shoe madam

* Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u! Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

* I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

* come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied -lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

* I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty, I wish ur pajamas were close to my nighty. Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

* When i look at the sun i c u! when i look at the moon i c u! when i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!

--Gaurav