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Robin
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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 7:43 pm Post subject: Some funny text messages |
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Here are some funny text messages from me, please also post yours' if u have some...
 A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskull to pay for this all.
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
A man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? |
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Wilson
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Some of the most hilarious text messages I have in my mobile:
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home |
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Paul
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Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants
Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest
When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new ?
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this. |
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Bill
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| Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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Some contribution from me too:
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.
Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
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